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The WireFull

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price $52.00 USD Sale price $25.00 USD
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Maximum Structure. Minimum Comfort.

For too long, lingerie has prioritized softness, stretch, and ease.
We decided to put an end to that.

Introducing the Wire-Full Bra: a groundbreaking, architectural marvel featuring six strategically placed wires—four underwires for enhanced lift and two overwires for top-down control.

Pair it with the Underwired Undies, complete with four embedded underwires to support your bum with the structure it never asked for.

This set is not for the faint of heart. It’s for those who believe lingerie should challenge you—physically, emotionally, and philosophically.

Includes 1 Wire-Full Bra + 1 pair of Underwired Undies

Bra features 4 underwires + 2 overwires for 360° containment

Undies feature 4 underwires for reinforced rear-end support

Rigid, scratchy, and unyielding—just like your enemies

Hand-assembled in Nashville using entirely the wrong materials

Zero stretch. Zero softness. Infinite restraint.

Posture correction: unconfirmed but probable

Cannot be machine washed (or worn, comfortably)

Ships in a reinforced pouch for your safety

Final sale. No returns. No apologies.

the finer details

This product is part of our April Fools launch. If you place an order for the Wire-Full Bra or Underwired Undies, you will not receive the underwired monstrosity pictured above. Instead, you’ll receive one (1) Pretty Pink Pouch in your selected size—a soft, stretchy, handmade surprise bralette or undies, as a treat. Your boobs and butt will thank you.

shipping & returns

Please be sure to review all of our policies before making your purchase. Due to the handmade nature of our products, exact colors and patterns may vary from the image shown. For hygienic reasons, we are not able to offer refunds, returns, or exchanges. Thank you for understanding.

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